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gaurav_pec2002 · 22 Jun 2005

Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,

> Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.

> Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

>

> Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,

> Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:

> "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"

> Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

>

> Taxi c**d, maine bus pakad li,

> Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

> Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."

> Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"

> Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

>

> Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.

> Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe."

> Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

> Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:

> "Ek paani ka gilas milega?"

> Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain."

>

> Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se

> pooncha:

> "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"

> Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, Yahi padi

> hai... kahin nahin jaati."

>

> Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada, Usne poocha:

> "Kaise aana hua?"

> Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train

> se."

>

> Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se

> kaha:

> "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, Uuse kuch taja

> taja khilao."

> Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari

> khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.

> Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

>

> Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:

> "Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana

> aachar to dikhana."

> Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.

> Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:

> "Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi

> nahi?"

> Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko

> chakhati

> To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

>

> Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah

> thi,

> Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:

> "Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."

> Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:

> "Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"

> Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam,

> Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye

> Aur saath mein ise le aayi,

> Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."

> Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar

> rahi hai?"

> Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke

> liye."
ROFL

Sauron · 21 May 2005