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Groupie
| Joined: | 14 Feb 2005 | | Posts: | 214 | | Location: | P.3.C. |
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 Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:31 pm |
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jus got this in an email forward..
its really funny.. enjoy 
You see a very beautiful lady in a party, you go to her an say "I am a very rich man, marry me!" This is called 'Direct Marteking'.
You are in a party with your friend and you see a very beautiful lady, your friend goes near that beautiful lady and say pointing towards you that "He is a very rich man ,marry him" This is 'Advertiseing'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party, you go to her and ask for telephone number. Second day you call her up and tell her. "Hello, I am I very a rich man marry me!" This is 'Tele Marketing'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party. You stand up and make-up your tie, you prepare a drink for her. You open door for her, you pick pusre for her, you show the willingness to give her lift and say, "If you look, I am a very rich man, will you marry me?" This is 'Public Relation'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party. She comes near you and say, "You are a very rich man..." This is 'Brand Recognition'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party. You go near her an say "I am a very rich man, marry me!" She slaps yuo on your face. This is 'Customer feedback'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party. You go to her an say "I am a very rich man, marry me!" She introduces her husband to you. This is "Demand & Suppy Problem'.
You see a very beautiful lady in a party. Before you say "I am a very rich man, marry me!" she turns to you and you find that she is your wife.
This is competition... |
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